Fine Art

Incase you can't read my writing;

'"Man with burger tash and broken nose"

D. Thompson
- Upon my death hang this in the tate modern'

I am deadly serious about this, my only wish, then the reciever of my future sperm donation will be proud of his penis touching papa.

I heard that in the UK they don't even give you magazines, you just need to use your imagination, this wouldn't be a problem if I could divert my mind momentarily away from the thought of mouldy yogurt, it's all I ever think about, and it isn't very stimulating.

Chicken Lover

Inspired by that film, incase you were unsure that the creature in the drawing was a chicken I ensured to write chicken on its breast

Mirror

My peers belive that this is the best written piece I have made, I disagree, I once drew a picture of a duck with the words "child farts" next to it, masterpiece.

"If you look at yourself really hard in the mirror, I mean really hard, so that your eye balls hurt. You will not only see a reflection of your true self, but you will be able to see into the future. In this bizarre world, there will be a person who looks just like you staring you in the face.